Monday, September 22, 2008

Ode to Ellis


A long, long time ago... on a high mountaintop... a very important rule was etched into a stone tablet and it went something like this - Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbors Wife. It begs the question - Does this rule apply to your brother and sister's kids? We can honestly say that we covet our nephew Ellis. Do we need to go to confession? Perhaps say three hail Mary's? Being that we are not Catholic, we will say three hail Ellis'. Hail Ellis! Hail Ellis! Hail Ellis!

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